Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...