What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
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Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.