Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...