If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.