Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
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What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader