What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Too much of the 90′s!
Signs you’ve had too much of the 90′s!You try to enter your password on...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...