Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...