A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...