even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....