Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
A suitable transplant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...