Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
I’ll trust you that you paid
|A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...