Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...