Husband: Want a quickie?
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A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...