How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!