The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...