Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...