Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...