Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Did You Hear?
Did you hear about the blonde who…had more on her body than on her...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...