A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...