Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...