Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...