How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...