Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided…
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...