Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...