Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...