The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Why study Economics?
|Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: “Watch out for our...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....