The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...