Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...