Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...