Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...