Judge has some fun
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
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