Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...