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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
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A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
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If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Flying without a parachute
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Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
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