Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
New Win98 Error Codes
The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes AssignedWinerr 000 – Unexpected Intelligent User...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.