What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
My wife is beating me
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Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...