After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...