Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
A DAY OFF
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...