Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...