Revised Christmas days
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The government cuts costs
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“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Majority rules
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AM Radio
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New college classes for men!
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The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....