How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!