Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!