Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...