Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...