So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
How slime flies!
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Hot croako!
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insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...