Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...