Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...