How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Playing tabla
Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.