California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...