Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...