I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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The bronze statues
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Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
New scientific theories VI
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Bank robber stealing
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Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
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Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...