Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age…
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age,rather curious. He...