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The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Condom Brands
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Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...